The Lineup: Treatments That Pack a Punch

Let’s break it down, because we’ve got options, and they’re all killer. First up, the Allergy Acne treatment—90 minutes of pure face-saving magic for $158-$168. Got allergies making your eyes puff or acne throwing shade on your rugged charm? This one’s your MVP. We’ll deep-clean, soothe, and send those breakouts packing, all while you kick back and let the stress melt away. It’s like a spa day and a face reset rolled into one—perfect for the guy who wants to look good without the hassle.

Next, we’ve got the Five Star Hydration at $168. Imagine this: you’ve been crushing it all week, but your skin’s drier than a desert and your energy’s tanking. This treatment’s like chugging a Gatorade for your face—hydration that sinks deep, leaving you glowing like you just stepped out of a superhero montage. It’s five-star because you’re a five-star dude, and we don’t skimp on the good stuff.

For the fellas who want that polished, “I woke up like this” look, the Micro Dermabrasion Treatment at $80 is your ticket. Eighty bucks gets you a full-on skin overhaul—sloughing off the dead stuff, smoothing out the rough patches, and giving you that clean-shaven, ready-for-anything edge. It’s quick, it’s effective, and it’s cheaper than a new razor subscription. Plus, it’s the kind of thing that makes your barber jealous.

Now, let’s talk something ancient and badass: Tui Na, Gua Sha, and Scraping. Prices range from $50-$70, and trust us, this ain’t your average massage. Tui Na’s like a deep-tissue beatdown for your knots—those tight shoulders from benching or hunching over a desk? Gone. Gua Sha and Scraping? That’s the old-school warrior way of scraping out tension and boosting your circulation. You’ll feel like a Viking fresh off a raid, minus the battle scars. It’s the perfect combo of tough-guy tradition and modern chill.

And if you’re short on time or just want to dip your toes in the spa life, we’ve got the Half an Hour SPA and One Hour SPA options. Half an hour’s a quick hit of awesome—think of it like a power nap with benefits. Go for the full hour, though, and you’re in for the royal treatment—total body reset, head-to-toe relief, and enough calm to tackle whatever’s next. Pricing depends on what you pick, but it’s all worth every penny.